Intro to Pantyhose

We went to the mall today to see the Easter Bunny and ride the Easter train.  My kids rarely go to the mall, so to do this all in one place, plus eat in the food court, play in the play area, look at new cars on display in the middle of the mall, and take some time to listen to the Von Maur pianist...it was a sweet trip for them.  We love the pianist at Von Maur, and this one was especially great, as she played "preschooler requests" for quite a while, to everyone's enjoyment.  You still wonder how this is getting to "pantyhose?"

Drake:  Mom, does she have African American legs?
(she, being a caucasian female, wearing black pantyhose)
Jess:  No, Drake...(stumbling on and on trying to explain what pantyhose are and their different color configurations).